*sporfle*

Dec. 30th, 2008 11:25 pm
jedibuttercup: Obi-Wan Kenobi face-palming (facepalm)
[personal profile] jedibuttercup
"I suddenly realized that I had never once noticed what he was wearing-- not just tonight, but ever. I just couldn't seem to look away from his face."
--Twilight, p. 169

Okay, now she's lost me. *stifling a giggle* Have you ever read any of those older Harlequin-type novels? The ones where they start out hating each other but quickly shift into mutual obsession, and there are all these nebulous reasons the couple should never be together; and while they may not get around to sex before The End they of course have a Passion For The Ages, and so on? That's what this is; that's why the dissonance between the internal voice and outer actions (straight-up "romance" is the only genre I can think of where the main characters are supposed to be Mary Sues to better enable a reader to fantasize herself in their shoes) and the distinctly unimaginative way the supernatural element is treated. Substitute "vampire" for any unusual ethnicity you care to name, et voila.

I read boxes and boxes of horribly clichéd romances out of my grandmother's closet as a child, most of them from a Harlequin subscription but with a few Regency and Grace Livingston Hill for leavening; and as a direct consequence, I used up my tolerance for such themes before I was old enough to drink. I mean, I knew this was a "supernatural teen romance", but the movie had led me to believe that the "supernatural" part was more than exotic window dressing. It's really, really not. I mean, for what it's turning out to be, it's a well-written example of the genre; but for what it's pretending to be, gag me. Can anyone tell me whether that ever changes? *hopeful look*

I think I'm going to try reading the rest of the book mentally editing out the word "vampire" and replacing it with random other sci-fi races, and see if it makes any real difference. Should at least keep my attention on the text!
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Date: 2008-12-31 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lt-kitty.livejournal.com
I suggest replacing "vampire" with "reevers" for the giggles.

Date: 2008-12-31 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brendanm720.livejournal.com
That idea has merit.

Date: 2008-12-31 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] empressvesica.livejournal.com
HEE!!

That would be awesome.

Date: 2008-12-31 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sulien.livejournal.com
As far as I'm concerned, the Twilight series is good only for mocking. I'm afraid I was only able to finish book one, and that was while trying to keep my eyebrows from climbing into my hairline due to my incredulity that so many people I know who have otherwise good taste in reading material recommended it so highly. I happened across this review (http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/16/twilight-sucks-and-not-in-a-good-way/) after I finished book one and it thoroughly convinced me to not even attempt reading the rest of the "Twilight Saga".

Please forgive the edit to fix fumble fingered coding. :-p
Edited Date: 2008-12-31 10:24 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-01-03 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sulien.livejournal.com
"The thing that gets me is that Meyer does have plenty of moments of excellent writing quality; they're just nearly drowned out by the *facepalm* of what passes for plot, and the lapses into thesaurus-raiding whenever Edward's qualities are mentioned."

That's exactly my problem with "Twilight" and Stephenie Meyers. I expect that sort of writing from someone starting out writing fan fiction, not from a published author. Frankly, I think Meyer's editor needs to go back to school and take a few more Editing for Publication courses. As for Meyer herself, a few more creative writing courses covering plot and character development and world building would definitely not be amiss.

Every time I feel inclined to cut Meyer some slack, I read some of your stories, or Polgara's, or Synecdochic's or those by the myriad other excellent fan fiction authors out there. I'm afraid there really is no excuse for a work published by a major publishing house to be as bad as "Twilight" is.

And, yeesh, I really need to step off of this soap box! :-p Sorry.

Date: 2008-12-31 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vamp-ress.livejournal.com
Since I read everything vampire-related, I read this as well. It's a very quick read - very easygoing and I admit I was never bored. But Bella is such an obvious Mary Sue and Edward beautiful sparkling is *so* annoying after the first thirty pages. Quality lit is something else entirely...

Date: 2008-12-31 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flingslass.livejournal.com
Nope, it's too chicklit for me. Sounds rather like a Barbara Cartland, and YES I have read a few of the Dame's books :D

Date: 2009-01-03 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flingslass.livejournal.com
But when you think about it, The Dame was from an age where the wrinting was the same as the behaviour. Stephenie Meyer is younger than me. My Dad was born in 1926 and HE didn't think like this.
It's bad when a chick writes about abusing women and thinks that it's great behaviour.

I found this review (http://www.illiterarty.com/reviews/book-review-twilight-stephanie-meyer), you need to read it if you haven't already *LOL*

Date: 2008-12-31 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brendanm720.livejournal.com
I didn't even bother to read it...

Proper vampires burst into flame in the sunlight. Not sparkle.

[shakes head]

Date: 2008-12-31 03:59 pm (UTC)
beatrice_otter: Me in red--face not shown (Default)
From: [personal profile] beatrice_otter
I've never read any old Harlequins, but I've read current Harlequins--lived with my aunt for a while a couple of years ago, was desperate for something to read, and her Harlequins of the month were about all she had. The only change between what you describe and what is now? There's more sex earlier in the story.

Actually, what disturbs me about most Harlequins is not the Mary Sue protagonists, it's how misogynist the men they end up with tend to be. A huge percentage of the stories involve men who abuse the women emotionally and sexually, but since he loves her and is sorry in the end and he never actually hit her the fact that he's been abusing her for the whole story is somehow romantic. And yeah, for some women it's a relatively harmless fantasy of tall, dark, and dangerous, but what about all the women in emotionally abusive relationships? It reinforces the idea that somehow it's okay for a guy to treat her like crap if he "really loves her". My skin started crawling the first time I read one like that, and crawled even more when I took a good hard look at the couple of grocery-bags worth she hadn't thrown out yet and realized just how many of the Harlequins had that plot.

(Example of a standard Harlequin plot: Guy has a grudge against heroine for something she is innocent of, decides to take it out on her sexually. Blackmails/otherwise forces heroine into his bed, usually someplace far away from all her normal mental and emotional supports, and treats her like crap any time they're not actually in bed. When they are in bed, she says no and he ignores it, and eventually she stops protesting because the sex is good. He thinks things are going well and he has every right to abuse her because of whatever he thinks she/her family did. Meanwhile, she's miserable. There is some kind of revelatory scene in which he finds out she's innocent, realizes he loves her, and she agrees to live happily ever after because it's true love and he didn't really mean all the bad stuff. There are other standard plots involving mental/sexual abuse, but this is the most common. Check out the Harlequin section in any place that sells books--this is the basic plot of any book with "Revenge" in the title or the phrase "... revenge--in bed!" in the blurb on the back.)
pronker: barnabas and angelique vibing (Default)
From: [personal profile] pronker
It's a formula, many like the formula, but yes, the upshot seems to be to prepare the female for subjugation in the name of love. Thanks for the plot rundown; I haven't read a Harlequin in some years and from that summary, maybe Jacqueline Susann's books are better!
beatrice_otter: Me in red--face not shown (Default)
From: [personal profile] beatrice_otter
These are the cheapie ones you can buy for like $2.50 at K-mart--so yes, in terms of quality they are the very bottom of the barrel. It would not surprise me that there are a great many romance novels of better quality, but these are the ones next to the checkout line at the grocery store. These are the cheap ones where, if you don't read much and just want some brain candy, it's easy enough to justify. In other words, these are the ones most likely to be read by the girls and women who don't read much other stuff to balance it out.

There are only a few standard plots, and they don't even try to dress them up--they are formulaic in the extreme. Still, I was desperate for something to read. And the ones that don't involve abuse are good reads if you're incredibly bored or don't want to put much effort into reading, but still want to read.
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From: [personal profile] pronker
I would read just about anything if I felt desperate enough. One friend read Harlequins and tried her hand at writing a western-flavored one. We went to see some cattle branding to get flavor and that alone was memorable. I guess I was thinking about the tipping point in writing, where I didn't want to be so darn passive and got the courage to try writing things down.
beatrice_otter: Me in red--face not shown (Default)
From: [personal profile] beatrice_otter
I've gotten desperate enough to read cereal boxes. 'Nough said.

I would hate writing Harlequins. I could see myself writing some of the higher class books (higher class isn't precisely the word I want, but you know what I mean); but Harlequins are incredibly formulaic. I would get frustrated and feel like I was in a straightjacket before long. My understanding is that the writers of the larger/more expensive books get much greater leeway in their writing.

Date: 2009-01-03 06:23 am (UTC)
beatrice_otter: Me in red--face not shown (Default)
From: [personal profile] beatrice_otter
Oh. That sounds ... really bad. Thank God you did grow out of it--too many don't.

Date: 2008-12-31 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vegmb.livejournal.com
I did read them all...even the half finished Midnight Sun on Stephanie Meyers website. I think that was the best of them, Twilight from Edward's POV. I seem to be in the minority of your FL, but I liked them, for easy brainless reading after spending the previous months reading nonfiction histories of European monarchs.

Date: 2008-12-31 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ignavus.livejournal.com
Actually, it gets worse.


I can't believe I actually read that crap.

Date: 2008-12-31 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avamclean.livejournal.com
I use to adore Harlequin romances when I was a tween and I did get in trouble with my best friend's father for loaning her one of those types of books. It was worth it because still to this day giggle over the term of endearment 'sugar nipples.'

I think Twilight is for the people who want the 'love at first sight,' 'the hills are alive tawdry music' and 'OMG! we're so soulmates' kinda story. Which there's nothing wrong with that. I'm actually happy that these books are making the younger generation pick up something other then a Wii remote.

It's refreshing to get into a discussion about a book with my 14 year old cousin who adores the series. I in turn slipped her a book that dealt with the supernatural in more adult tone—hopefully I don't get in trouble again, but this one lacks the smutty edge of the Harlequin series.

Victoria Holt, from the Dark Ages of romances?

Date: 2008-12-31 11:14 pm (UTC)
pronker: barnabas and angelique vibing (fanficerrorsexed)
From: [personal profile] pronker
I used to read Holt's works, generally liking them all. Most were Jane Eyre ripoffs, but they entertained. Harlequins my aunt subscribed to and there were tons of them around when I visited, but if they weren't historical, I passed them by. Harlequin covers got more and more risque, more the 'moment of passion' type rather than the 'fearful woman running from the creepy old house in lousy weather' type. Times change.

Date: 2009-01-01 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] az-anneliese.livejournal.com
I've read them all, I'll admit, and I've actually just been able to sit back and enjoy them because I know my sisters have been gobbling them up. I think I've been able to enjoy them more because I'm looking for the things in the books that they would enjoy. In any case, overall, I like them. The second book would make you want to slit your wrists though. I think 3/4 of the book is maudlin, depressive and hopeless. It is just not something that you get a charge out of reading ... generally, I read things that will make me happier. Angst is okay, pain, anger, fear, sadness, etc. - all good. But there needs to be a balance.

Date: 2009-01-01 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] az-anneliese.livejournal.com
And, by the way, am I the only one who hated the movie? I was stifling giggles the whole time!

Date: 2009-01-01 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maevebran.livejournal.com
I found that hitting my head everytime Dazzle, beautiful, perfect or any varriants there of were mentioned with the book helped.=)

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