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*dies laughing* Fucking fantastic. Poor Mal. So many girls want in his bed. :P You use a lot of lines from the show in this series, to good ends.

I thought Mal said he'd never use Inara's contacts to fence the lassiter. And yet! (I can really see him doing it if he had to, which it seemed like he did.)

I've seen "if'n" before, but I can't remember ever hearing it in canon. Is it? Or is it just so appropriately Western-sounding?

Well done again. :D