Possibly "Manipulative Dumbledore"? Some sort of rec-list done by someone else?
And then, because they feel misled... they start lecturing you about reincarnation?

I don't even...

(?!????)

Finishing that mofo's going to be like handling an unexploded bomb every time I check my email.
I'm so sorry, that's awful. How dare they make your life more stressful! Grrrrrrr.

Which will be, ugh, probably starting October this year.

Oh good, I'm looking forward to it.